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Friday, January 14, 2011

Gucci Mane's stupid face

Gucci Mane just got out of jail, and he is in no hurry to go back. So when he was arrested in November for driving the same way he raps (terribly), he knew he needed to do something bold to avoid more prison time. After watching half of a Law & Order rerun, he decided a plea of insanity would be his best hope and Gucci promptly started getting his crazy on! He checked himself into a mental health facility and entered a plea of incompetency but his legal team warned him that it may not be enough and that Gucci should build up a stronger crazy case before his hearing later this month. So Gucci, being the ingenious individual that he is, decided to go get a huge ice cream cone tattooed on his face (which was his second choice, but this was already taken). Gucci is no fool, though. He saw Game get a similarly ridiculous butterfly tattoo on his face only to receive so much ridicule that he eventually had it covered up by an “LA” and then a star tattoo. Therefore, Gucci decided to make the ice cream cone tougher looking by having lightning bolts shoot out of it.

Sidebar: does anyone else think of Tyrone Biggums when they look at Gucci Mane’s lips?

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