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Monday, September 27, 2010

Preemptive wack song of the day: whatever MC Hammer releases in response to Jay-Z

Please, Hammer don't hurt yourself...

MC Hammer isn't happy with Jay-Z's verse on Kanye West's latest G.O.O.D. Friday release, "So Appalled". Now, Hammer is planning to strike back.

First of all, Hammer, don't be "so appalled" by people poking a little fun at you going broke. You spent several lifetimes worth of money in a few years. That shit is funny! You can't be mad at them, just yourself.

Second, you are gonna try to go at Jay-Z? You haven't been relevant in rap since the early 90s and even then you were hardly considered a lyricist. And your best insult is to call him "hellboy" (btdubb, those movies are SICK)? This is probably not gonna go well for you, man.

But, hey, what have you got to lose?

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